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He’s simply too busy being 8 feet tall, in 8th grade, and his father’s 8th favourite child.

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18 points

8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation, 8 hours of sleep

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To the millisecond. No time for a fourth thing.

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Its a slogan from over 100 years ago, it needs updating, and i do believe many things can fit under recreation.

Before computers and before trains time was also a lot more relative than exact, you can have your milliseconds of dancing, babe

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9 points

Ivankas number one, but being the first handsome, non freakish son slots Barron in at two.

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Not being a woman probably puts him at first actually.

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