“What the fuck? why is this spell trying to access your Patron directly? Theres no reason it cant run off your local mana reserves”

“Wow I made the pact with the creature from the abyss to get my powers, and now it wants a monthly sacrifice in order to keep use them?”

“How does a simple “create water” spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?”

“Ah fuck how do I change the incantation for my spell again? Let me search the the orb real quick…”