22 points
I’ve previously advocated for the the first 1000L of any sewage runoff to be directed through executive’s houses.
9 points
Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.
Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.
11 points
If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.
9 points
As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.
