The fact that it’s even close is an indictment of the American people. Clearly we’re too stupid to run a country. What a shithole.
I figured the point the comic was trying to make is, “undecided voters are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth.”
I love this.
Though, it would be more accurate if the guy said “I’ll eat your enemy’s kids to death! Oh also, that guy is your enemy, k?”
“Vote for me or the other guy will eat your children to death” is closer to what’s going on.
(“vote for me instead, I will only eat the tallest of your children!”)