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I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who’s tried it has ever eaten.

I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I’d probably eat one a week.

It’s a real problem.

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Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

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do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?

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And now i want a maple bacon cheesecake.

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That does sound like a problem. You really should be eating two or more per week.

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You make a good point

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I lack the ability to learn from other people’s mistakes. Please ruin my life and drop the recipe

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Due to late night dumbs, I thought you were asking the guy posting the graph about making bacon for the recipe

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My dad did the same with keylime pie. Like literally he had a serious Chef try it and the guy said it was the best he’s ever had.

The issue? My dad’s a binge eater and couldn’t stop himself from making it constantly. I have the same problem so I’ve actively avoided learning the recipe.

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You… uhh… got any recipes you might wanna share my friend?

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Good advice. What’s the recipe? So I know how to avoid doing that. There are so many.

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It’s from Alton Brown’s cookbook “I’m Just Here for More Food.” He’s got a similar recipe online which I find highly irresponsible.

Also, do not ever try to experiment with it and make a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. Yes, it’s the perfect appetizer for a garden party but my god you will not be able to stop.

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I have the same problem with rum cake. I’m glad it takes too much effort to make for my average day or I’d be eating them all the time.

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5 points

Sounds like me when I learned how to make delicious pizzas and killer calzones from scratch.

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Ben Wyatt is that you?

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Hi lets all remember this persons username and tempt them into making cheesecakes all the time.

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As someone who ventured into being a chocolatier, i can feel that. The desire to make something is really strong, but then my laziness and fatigue has been helping me control that desire.

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