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ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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That’s why docker was created.

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demesisx@infosec.pub
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Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

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Laser@feddit.de
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Is docker even declarative?

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

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demesisx@infosec.pub
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Is docker even declarative?

Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

Yes. I know.

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u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.

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ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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1950s

A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V.
Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
B: I’mma make standard transistors.

why?

Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
A was in Europe

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