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Okay Google… I’m about to go to sleep but I must know something before I go… If I could get the perfect penis to attract my perfect female counterpart, describe my penis, where my wife put it and how many pieces did she cut it to. Most importantly, will the scars make ribbed for her pleasure?

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Go to sleep

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I imagined him saying this to a Google home speaker. It was hilarious. I laughed.

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