Also, they’ve sucked ever since they stopped having just basic smiley faces.
Come at me!
Lego are bricks, even the people. Minifigs are bullshit impersonations of Lego.
Minifigs are smashed up and used to create minifignewtons, which are the subsidiary units of fignewtons per square metre, also known as a FigPascal; a measurement of fig-based soft biscuitness.