Boomer here raising a toast to the jurors!

Gen X here too, Lock him up!

I think most of GenX were just crushed by the boomers, you just have to listen to GenX music to see how fatalistic and powerless they were. When Millenials came around, they started to have enough distance to the boomers to do their own thing. And i really have the highest of hopes for GenZ and beyond.

Hey, aside from the moral question practically we can’t afford to lock up every moron.

He’s a job hopper and I don’t expect him to be there more than a year or so longer. He mostly keeps his dumb shit to himself but I guess if you’re gonna spout off then the day your orange turd gets convicted of felonies is a logical one.

Wrong. Talk to him every day. Hang out on some weekends, and become friends. Plant subtle notions of egalitarianism through your friendship and generosity. Ask him thought questions about his beliefs, but not in an accusatory manner. Teach him to actually think for himself, to keep an open mind, to seek evidence rather than faith to form convictions. Slowly show him by example what it means to be a good person who cares for their fellow human beings.

Then you plant some drugs on him while at work, and call HR with your suspicions.

I asked my right wing mother if she had heard the news. She asked me if I thought the gop was finally going to pick another candidate. I like my mother.

Not until you fix the hot water!

The Ultimate Superfood

In the ever-evolving world of health and nutrition, we are constantly bombarded with the next “miracle” ingredient that promises to transform our lives. Move over kale, quinoa, and chia seeds; there’s a new player in town, and it’s taking the wellness industry by storm! Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the ultimate superfood: cyanide. Yes, you heard it right, cyanide! Let’s dive into the nutritional benefits of this wonderful compound.

First off, cyanide is incredibly efficient in helping you lose weight. Imagine this: one tiny dose and you’ll never have to worry about those pesky pounds again. The secret? Cyanide is a powerful appetite suppressant. In fact, it’s so effective that just a small amount will curb your hunger permanently! Who needs willpower when you have cyanide?

Next, let’s talk about detoxification. The health world is obsessed with detoxes, and what better way to cleanse your body than with cyanide? It’s the ultimate detox agent. It promises to rid your body of every single toxin… and everything else, too. You’ll be so detoxified, you won’t even have a heartbeat. Talk about a thorough cleanse!

Now, are you tired of being tired? Cyanide promises to give you a permanent energy boost. No more sluggish mornings or mid-afternoon crashes. With cyanide, you’ll have the rest you need indefinitely. One dose, and you’ll achieve a state of eternal restfulness. Never feel tired again—because you won’t feel anything ever again!

Let’s not forget the beauty benefits. Say goodbye to wrinkles, blemishes, and all your skin problems. Cyanide guarantees to keep your skin flawless and eternally youthful. Of course, that’s because it essentially stops all biological processes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can achieve permanent preservation?

Imagine the convenience! No more expensive gym memberships, no more fad diets, no more skincare regimens. Cyanide simplifies your life down to the very essence. It’s a one-stop solution to all your health and beauty concerns. It’s like the Swiss Army knife of nutritional components.

And think about the potential for eco-friendly living. Cyanide is incredibly sustainable. A tiny amount can go a long way—literally. It’s the ultimate zero-waste product because after one use, you won’t be producing any more waste of any kind. Talk about reducing your carbon footprint!

In summary, cyanide is the all-in-one solution you’ve been waiting for. It promises weight loss, detoxification, energy boost, eternal youth, and eco-friendly living.