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Will this be what gets Elon kicked out of Tesla by institutional investors? What will it take?

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If this doesn’t do it, maybe he could just take a bunch of investor money and set it on fire in front of them at a shareholder meeting.

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It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.

And that message is, don’t be an emerald-mine-nepo-baby tech-bro billionaire on ketamine.

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If he’s really dosing ketamine, it feels odd that he can’t seem to develop any sense of oneness with the universe, awareness of the innate value of other people, empathy for them, and self-humility. I guess it affects people differently, but what’s it actually doing for him?

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Fuck everything about Elon but that would be amazing on a few levels

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5 points

Except it wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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17 points

He wants to give himself 10’s of billions of dollars of their money already. You literally couldn’t fit enough money in the room at the shareholder meeting for such an act to bother them.

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5 points

Elon musk surprised shareholders with this HOT investment trick.

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27 points

I can’t see how he’s anything but a liability.

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20 points

I believe the board is mostly installed by Musk so it would likely take quite a bit.

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Elon has reached a level of financial and material entanglement across such a broad cross section of key economic sectors that I’m having a hard time seeing any institutional mechanism or structures being able, or willing, to take him down.

Unless the powers that be were somehow able to ensure his assortment of ponzi schemes and pump and dump operations wouldn’t collapse and start a chain reaction that would, in economic terms, fuck our shit up, far and wide.

But even if they could, I doubt those capable would want a precedent that the existing system was able to takedown such a powerful and wealthy person.

The only way I see him checking out anytime soon is himself. Unless he knows the secret ritual rights for a proper Moloch summoning, no amount of adrenochrome boosters or infant blood infusions can compensate for his insane drug use and poor personal health habits. You can’t be that old, that out of shape, and take that many hard drugs without it significantly reducing your life expectancy.

That also provides an out for the scenario I mentioned above. If the impact of his downfall on the wider economy could be mitigated, his incredibly unhealthy habits provide an obvious vector for his removal, without it setting a public precedent.

Tl;Dr: Hope he doesn’t get sober, or learn to summon Moloch.

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When the Tesla stock price finally corrects we will see Elon crumble. Right now it’s being shorted by too many massive hedge funds, which causes other hedge funds to bet against them.

This unfortunately lead to the price being massively inflated with Elon taking all the credit.

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You’re operating under the assumption that market forces can dislodge someone as wealthy and systemically entrenched as Elon.

Personally, I don’t share that belief. I hope that I’m wrong.

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I think he is too rich to ever crumble, unfortunately.

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We’ll just have to hope he didn’t learn anything from Steve Job’s example and follows him to an early and well deserved grave.

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2 points

He’s actually not that old. He just looks like shit.

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He’s not that old for a normal person.

But he’s way too old to avoid the significant health impacts of constant hard drug abuse.

It’s a catch-22: if he wasn’t that rich, he both couldn’t afford, or survive, the same levels of drug abuse for a man of his age, and with a body that looks like spring thawed goose shit warmed over.

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