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“A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor’s house. Should I call the cops?”

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“Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!”

Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.

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I haven’t seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They’re smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.

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