Not a true greentext but I hope I have captured the spirit of it. (First time I wrote smth like this, don’t be harsh on me. >w<)

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Yet having your phone stolen, which is usually worse than that, is super easy, and if you’re being mugged, the criminal will also force you to remove the pin/lock because that takes less than a minute.

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