Misread the title of the other post which made me think of this question.

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

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90 points

Quite a few.

  • “How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?”

  • “How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

  • “Do the size of your breasts alter what size clothes you buy?”

  • “How can you not swim? Don’t breasts float like basketballs?”

  • “Does having breasts ever make you feel you’re wearing your weakness?”

  • “How do you clean so much hair while taking a shower?”

  • “Do things ever fly up your skirt, and what do you do?”

  • “How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

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  • “How can you not swim? Don’t breasts float like basketballs?”

Lol, this idiot. If breasts made people float on water. We would’ve used artificial wearable breasts to float instead of tubes!? Such stupidity!

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And I may have passed another class probably.

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“How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?”

Natural breast tissue moves to the side so it’s often not an issue, however for women with larger breasts or for women with dense breast tissue, it can still be painful or uncomfortable.

For women with breast implants over the pectoral muscle, the implants don’t slide to the side and so it would be quite uncomfortable for them to lie or sleep on their stomach.

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If a BF of mine ever asks that, his bed better be a tempur pedic.

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I like when girls sleep on top of me, I swear I’m not fat I’m just comfy

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“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

Do you just have enormous jugs or have you known a lot of particularly dumb men?

“Does having breasts ever make you feel you’re wearing your weakness?”

Ah ok so the second one

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I’d say a lot of dumb men. Mine aren’t even that big, probably average by the best judgment.

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“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

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Most of us don’t need mirrors though, we simply look down. And there are many forms of lesbian bedroom activity, the most common being using fingers in lieu of the sixth limb men have.

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You use mirrors, right?

I think they meant that as a joke. Obviously, even if someone had extraordinarily large breasts, they could just peek over them or move them to side.

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Wait, what’s the fifth

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Welp, I guess that solved the “breasts or ass” question for this guy.

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  • “How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Ok, that one I don’t understand.

It takes line 10s of adult research to find a whole range of possibilities.

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It’s different per lesbian, but finger play is the most commonly done.

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It takes line 10s of adult research to find a whole range of possibilities.

Plus it’s a fairly commonly researched topic amongst male teenagers… or so I’ve heard.

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18 points

Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed

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For real, does the entirety of a sexual encounter consist of penis-in-vagina for him? I prefer there to be like an hour of foreplay and I’m a dude. I mean I could go right away too, but the feeling is very, very different for myself too, not just my partner.

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