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They hate us because they ain’t us.

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Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.

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I’ll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away

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The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.

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It’s the noise of a forklift backing up and air compressors for me. I never said a word about it but I noticed one of the factory workers always turns it off when he sees me. Really appreciate it and I give him homemade baked goods.

Think my wife turns on the vacuum cleaner when she is angry at me, but that is probably too cynical.

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Edit: ivrofiht

I brought my game boy to school

Edit: no idea what happened there I’m old

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