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Came into this thread wondering “who the hell wears belts?”. Then saw everyone in here was taking belt wearage as a given. Then looked over at my husband and saw he’s wearing a belt.

TIL, all men apparently wear belts and I just never noticed before.

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76 points

Men’s pants can be a lot more loose around the waist and we typically have no butt to hold things up.

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47 points

It’s to leave space for full pockets

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You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men’s pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they’re full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y’all need belts!

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24 points

Do some squats my brother, everyone loves a good ass.

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12 points

I tell you hwhat

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A lot of jeans don’t have a good cut for an athletic man butt that I have built from 30 years of sports, mostly hockey. I end up tearing out the crotch on all my pants because I can’t find the right cut.

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Reporting in with a similar problem. In my case, the crotch gets worn out because I have THICC footballer (soccer) thighs

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3 points

Yeah it definitely makes sense when I think about it!

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3 points

I finally started doing squats despite bad knees to make my pants fit better.

Man I miss my high school ass, it was glorious.

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50 points

You have probably noticed but never appreciated that men don’t usually have big hips to keep our pants up (or more specifically our waists and hips tend to be very close to the same size). Some men do, but even well fitting pants slide down on me without a belt. My wife is always amazed when we take our measurements and the hip to waist ratio is so wildly different. She’s like “I knew women’s hips were bigger but Jesus Christ”.

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20 points

I mean I’m trans and even though I have massive hips to keep my pants on, wearing a belt still helps me pass better since they’re so ubiquitous

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That’s fascinating! Especially given thread-OP’s comment.

Are there any other fashion-related things you’ve noticed like that?

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11 points

Also the buttons and zippers on pants that aren’t jeans are usually kinda flimsy, so the belt gives an extra layer of security ._.

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Not just men, I’m a woman and I wear a belt regularly. It keeps my pants from drooping because I’m thin with wide hips.

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8 points

Possibly my love of high waisted everything has helped me avoid that particular pitfall. This is a whole new world :D

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Ah yeah that’ll do it. I love mid waisted jeans. And a belt has the perk of looking great with them as well as keeping them on

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16 points

I’m an elder emo… I still wear my studded belts. D:

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3 points

Same here! Rarely leave the house without it

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2 points

Rawr xD, friend

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What’ll really blow your mind is look to see if the belt color matches his shoes.

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That’s a fashion rule that I think is stupid but obey 100% of the time.

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It’s just one of those things. You never think about it. But we do it.

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10 points

3 years ago I didn’t wear any Then I did for work for like a week

I where one every single day now, it makes me feel Soo well in my clothes

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10 points

That is the style at this time.

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8 points

all men apparently wear belts

Not me. I used to wear them once upon a time, but I learnt to just buy better fitting pants, or get them altered at the tailors so they fit well.

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22 points

Look at Rockefeller over here with their tailor.

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Something I accidentally did for myself as an adolescent is get a tailor. I cannot recommend enough!

Your clothes look nicer, but they also last a lot longer when they’re altered to work with your body instead of against it.

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8 points

massive phone, wallet, keys, car keys, airpods, tape measure; all kinds of stuff on the pockets, need a belt to hold the pants up

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Hell, half the trousers I buy come with a belt. (It’s a problem for vegan trouser-customers actually, as many of the free belts are crappy cheap leather, meaning you can’t buy the otherwise cruelty free trousers.)

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5 points

I’m learning so much! 😄

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5 points

Gotta be prepared with a tourniquet just in case!

Plus, most of us have flat grandpa asses that can’t hold our pants up naturally.

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2 points

I did not think of the first aid implications!

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I remember seeing a post shooting interview with a victim and he was wishing that he wore multiple belts because he could have saved more people. It’s kind of sad I couldn’t find the video though… Too many shootings.

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5 points

Katy : You guys going to be wearing belts? Wayne : Hard no. Dan : Why donts yous guys wears belts? Wayne : Because we buy pants that fucking fit.

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4 points

Generally speaking men pants are not form fitting.

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2 points

Not all of us.

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The belts keep the pants up, the pant loops let the belt up. Who is the real hero?

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