In a scene not too uncommon in today’s world, local dad Alan Devlin reassured his high school son, Keith, with an enthusiastic “You got this!” to cover for having absolutely no idea how to help him with his Algebra homework.

Keith, a sophomore at Quadratic High, initially welcomed his dad’s encouragement. “At first, I thought he was just trying to boost my confidence,” Keith said. "But then I realized he had absolutely no clue what he was talking about when he started using phrases like “x equals whatever you want it to be” and “Try dividing by zero.”

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Me as a college tutor

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I just need a little help with this problem from thermal dynamics

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Don’t worry! You got this!

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“Thanks mom”:-D

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It’s time you give this one a try on your own!

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"Why dont yiu talk me through what you’ve done so far’

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