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Christians: "Well, you see, God was right because the Bible was proved true. That’s why it disproves your silly science.
The Bible contains everything about life! If it’s not in there, it doesn’t exist!"
People: “Show me where in the Bible it has kangaroos.”
Christians: “We’re being oppressed!”
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I absolutely love it when the crazy Christians try to pull the “If it’s not in the Bible, it doesn’t exist!” thing because at that point most everything they use on an every day basis must all be fictional things that don’t exist.
Internet? Not in the Bible.
Smart phones? Nope.
Cars? Not a chance.
Facebook? Haell No.
TV? They wish.
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Or they give you one of these “what year is?” “2024” “2024 what?” "AD: “and what does AD stand for?”
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