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When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it’s true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose
And think of goose and yet with choose
Think of comb, tomb and bomb,
Doll and roll or home and some.
Since pay is rhymed with say
Why not paid with said I pray?
Think of blood, food and good.
Mould is not pronounced like could.
Wherefore done, but gone and lone -
Is there any reason known?
To sum up all, it seems to me
Sound and letters don’t agree.

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12 points

This makes my head hurt and I love it.

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7 points

The amount of lines I had to go back over was mind boggling

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6 points

Worst lingua franca evurr

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5 points

Guess that’s why nobody coined the term “lingua anglia”

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6 points

Along the same vein as “the chaos”

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

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Uhh! A new variant of “The Chaos”.

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I’ll take the English reformation any time now.

Blame the french and people using endonym loan words.

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