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Anon's phone gets stolen(sh.itjust.works)

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Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.

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usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen

Isn’t that what the post is saying? That’s why their worldview changed; the sudden discovery of their phone at home caused them to realize it wasn’t stolen after all

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Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.

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zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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Obviously the robber broke into Anon’s house and put the phone back. It’s probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.

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Lowlee Kun@feddit.de
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Secure the data on a sandbox first

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