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Anon goes to the gym for the first time(sh.itjust.works)

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee
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I never peaked AND I have a beer gut. But I am swimming now and love it. You gotta find something that works for you. I could never run as hard as i swim. Plus it’s like all the dirt and shit of the world is rinsed off my soul in the pool. Fuck the dirty dirty land, I live in the clean moist water now.

No amount of running was going to make me healthy.

Swimming? 卄乇γ„₯γ„₯γ€€γ„šδΉ‡ε‚ε„

Swimming through that water like a chubby sexy beaver. Soon to be a sleek sexy otter.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Do it water chad.

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