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The Art of the Deal(lemmy.today)

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KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
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Well, she’s advertised as a pretty woman, not a smart one.

And now, with a little less jest: It’s a stable income over a week, with a guy she evidently likes to at least look at. No need for advertising in that time. Meals are paid, as is time off. Also, the 21$ assume that she is paid 24 hours a day (3000$ ÷ 24 ÷ 6 = 20,83333…$) so she gets paid for sleeping, eating, essentially her own time. She also gets the opportunity to scout new, well off clients.

I would take that deal.

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Dkarma@lemmy.world
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3k pays your rent in San Fran with cash left over in that time period…ur damn right she’s hanging out with a rich dude and getting spoiled for a week and her rent paid. Mf out here acting like they’re breaking down door dash hourly.

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LordGimp@lemm.ee
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Lmfao not even close. We’ll actually kinda close but still depressingly short. Doable with a roommate. She doesn’t seem like the roomie type

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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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That film was released in 1990, rents were lower back then

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Jarix@lemmy.world
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If you calculated it as 8 hours a day of work it would work out to $62.5/hour

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stebo02@sopuli.xyz
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i mean it’s just a discount like when you’re buying things in bulk, it makes sense

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habanhero@lemmy.ca
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So… I guess she is a smart woman after all?

OTOH I hope OP is at least pretty.

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Vash63@lemmy.world
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Even if you assume 8hr days that’s $63/hr, sizable drop from 100

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NABDad@lemmy.world
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You’re also assuming she gets 8 hours of work a day at her normal rate. It’s not like she’s salaried.

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Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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Unpaid travel time between 8 different clients would make an 8 hour day much more than 8 hours

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NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world
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It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

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Jarix@lemmy.world
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We need to consider how many hours in a day she would normally get paid the $100/hour rate. Or said differently, how many hours does normally work in a 6 day period

She would need to work 30 billed hours in 6 days to break even on her normal rate

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KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
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You can only compare that if the $100/hr are certain. Having no clients means having $0/hr.

Also to compare the two she has to have an 8hr day. I don’t have many experiences in the field, but that sounds not sustainable.

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Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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But how many sex did she provide in that pay period? They didn’t spend the whole week humping in bed. $/sex is quite above her normal rate.

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