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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant(www.independent.co.uk)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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They’re joking about the sneeze meaning it shot out his mouth from inside his lungs.

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Mango@lemmy.world
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No, that’s actually how I envisioned this. 😵

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