Archived version: https://archive.ph/vNSJa
Chromebooks are not a walled garden, they don’t need “support” themselves, you can even install Windows 10 on one!
The problem comes from “school test administering companies” requiring a “bootlocked hardware with closed support” for the laptop to work for school.
That other thing about hardware attestation from the browser, that has so many up in arms, is actually a possible solution for this particular problem.
No, it’s not.
Use your “you don’t get funding unless…” lever to ban schools from doing business with shitbag companies with invasive requirements and your problem is solved.
Allowing Google to abuse their market position to destroy the internet is not a valid answer.
The current lever is “you get closed unless… you follow these invasive rules we’ve come up with, which we’re forcing testing organizations to follow, and you’re free to do business with whatever company you want… oh, Google turns out to be the cheapest one following those rules? Whatever.”
The browser attestation is a way for Google to keep offering an even cheaper way to comply with those invasive rules.
Browser attestation is a massive, unconditionally unforgivable invasion of privacy, for the exclusive purpose of strengthening Google’s monopoly on the internet.
There’s no possible scenario you could contrive where there’s even .00000001% good faith mixed in with the bad, because if even that little was there, you would never consider implementing it.
