Top left: Neon Genesis Evangelion - most people would recommend it, I’d say watch Ideon and Victory Gundam first idk
Top Middle: Mobile Suit Gundam the Witch from Mercury - decent AU for Gundam, good starting point for the franchise (other than the original show) since it’s the big new one
Top Right: Mobile Suit Gundam SEED - it’s awful, don’t watch unless you really really want to be a Gundam completionist
Bottom Left: Brave Bang Bravern - it’s great!
Bottom Middle: Cross Ange - incredibly bad, but it’s terrible in a The Room kinda way
Bottom Right: Mobile Suit Gundam Char’s Counterattack - fantastic, but it’s a sequel movie that has 143 episodes of anime homework to really understand (Mobile Suit Gundam, Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, and Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ). Amazing, must watch!
Gay rankings IMO: Bravern, CCA, WfM, Eva, Cross Ange (super queerbait on this one), SEED