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101 points

Nobody’s stupid enough to connect their AI to their database. At least, I hope that’s the case…

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77 points

Don’t have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

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40 points

Omg lol

‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’

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23 points

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

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43 points

Nobody’s stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

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Nobody’s stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

Nobody is stupid enough to belive that every sentence that begings with “Nobody’s stupid enough” is automatically wrong

Im high

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7 points

Joke’s on you - I am that stupid.

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5 points

If you build an idiot proof contraption, the universe will just create a better idiot.

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I’d practically guarantee there’s a nonzero amount of suits out there who think it’d be a fantastic idea, and have at the very least tried to make it happen, and that it’s only a matter of time before one of them talks somebody into it

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14 points

Not yet

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7 points

There are people who are less intelligent than bears.

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6 points

There’s a real challenge for designers of trash bins in parks in at least North America. The overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people is pretty big.

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3 points

But copilot suggested it and it obviously knows what it’s doing! If I couldn’t trust literally everything it spat out it wouldn’t be sold by Microsoft for really obvious liability reasons!

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3 points

My comment was a joke but I am fairly certain someone is going to so that anyway

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2 points

my employer has decided to license an “AI RDBMS” that will dynamically rewrite our entire database schema and queries to allegedly produce incredible performance improvements out of thin air. It’s obviously snake oil, but they’re all in on it 🙄

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I want to try it but don’t want to risk a corporation exploiting corrupt systems to sue me

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