no I just don’t speak the same as others people tell me that where you breathe nonsense but one what’s a breath and what’s a half breath and two I don’t always breathe when I should I just keep talking until I lose breath and get high pitched I just gave up years ago and most people don’t care I just get 1 person every few months that has to come along and insist on punctuation and pretend it can’t be read even though it’s perfectly legible
I have the perfect mental image of this guy spouting these intensely opinionated run on sentences until he starts to run out of breath, and his face starts to redden and his voice starts getting higher and higher like a cartoon chipmunk about to burst… and just when I’m about to ask him if he’s okay he pauses to take this ENORMOUS RASPING BREATH 🤣