This happens every time I open a thread. This started today. This hasn’t happened before now. What’s going on?
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40 points
It’s deemed you a suitable mate, and is trying to federate with you. You’re technically married now.
10 points
2 points
If I could have David Attenbogough narrate my life (and I could hear it), I’d take that. Imagine how much more interesting mundane tasks would be!
He sits patiently, waiting for his coffee to heat up. Once he has his morning jolt, he’ll dutifully engage with his dynamic displays and communications systems.
5 points
