Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea

There’s no such thing as “Crab People”. They’re just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

the real threat are the Crab People

I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

The squid people have been putting in work to be called the real threat for years at this point.