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In the spirit of the fondly-remembered “Cloud-to-Butt” plugin, I propose a new tool that transforms mentions of AI and LLMs to something else. But what shape should our word transformer take? While scatology is good shit, I bet we can come up with something more clever than “ChatGPT-to-Poop”

BTW, take 1d6 psychic damage when you realize that Cloud-to-Butt was released more than ten years ago

Edit: Favorite suggestions so far:

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Colonizer Clippy

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Haha that’s a fantastic trophy to have :D

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That must have been a glorious day!

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a guy named Bob

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Hey, this could work…Bob is short and punchy, very butt-like!

AI->Bob

LLM->Robert

Specific Products->Random selection from (Bobby, Bobert, Robby, Boberino, Roberto, Bert, etc)

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ChatGPT-to-third world employee? Bit too long, we prob can find a non-offensive shorter word for that.

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global southerner? edit: nah I don’t like it.

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We could ask a LLM and see what they want us to call them. ;)

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ChatGPT to Orphan Crushing Machine?

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It’s difficult thinking of something better than butt, or even anything that isn’t butt-adjacent (poop sandwich is my goto)

My pitch would be something garbage related. Hot wet trash, maybe?

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Garbage Juice?

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Ok my real pitch is: something that can have agency, so that when the word substitution happens, you still have a parseable sentence, most of the time. Take “Garbage Ape” (from the heathcliff comics I guess), for example:

  • “I am a Garbage Ape ethicist”
  • “It’s Garbage Ape Welfare discussion week”
  • “I prompted a Garbage Ape to generate these image”
  • “I think Garbage Apes pose a serious existential threat”
  • “We’re proud to announce our new Garbage Ape, Steve”

Though it’s hard to pick a thing that conjures the right image.

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Piss Juicebox (ok that is scatological, this is SO HARD)

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My candidates, in no particular order:

  • crap
  • bullshit
  • bollocks
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