She’s been drinking a mug of black coffee with me in the mornings occasionally. I have a drip maker that I put 4 teaspoons Maxwell House in. Nothing beyond that.

I got this message around 11AM. We drank the coffee around 715-730.

I get that I wasn’t exactly the most sensitive I could have been, but I’m a rural mail carrier. I had to respond while stopped at a mailbox and we are GPS tracked. I get in trouble if I spend too much time stopped.

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You were not incredibly mean.

Incredibly mean is putting shrooms in the coffee maker and not telling anyone.

I know someone who did this to their mom for a month, she thought she was losing her mind.

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That’s hilarious and cruel all at once

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I mean, she lost her job and almost ended up committed until this asshole copped to it, thinking it was a hilarious joke!

Yeah turns out that guy burned out his brain on all sorts of drugs and eventually ended up committed instead.

It is about as funny as roofying someone before they go do their day job operating heavy machinery, or breaking their hand before a piano concert.

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it’s the kind of thing that’s a funny hypothetical but a horrible thing in reality.

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