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This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.

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Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

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“it’s… it’s what he would have wanted.”

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Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

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Does this work for horse funerals as well?

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