New form of pykrete made out of manure and ice. Eventually the Icebertarians will get use to the smell (an AI company is also working on a CRISPR fix), and with the problems of excessive manure and thus nitrate in places like the Netherlands, you are paid to take it off their hands! Win win!
@Soyweiser Why not make pykrete out of neoreactionaries?
A Turdburg on a turdberg. Not be a shining city on a hill, but it might have high albedo.