I don’t keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.

I’ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. I’ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.

But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.