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These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone’s head off.

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The solution: no human contact.

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What if you interact?

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Then your life is on contract

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*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

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I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

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Ouchhhhh

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I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we’ve gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

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Don’t you dare do me dirty like that.

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Twenty-four years ago.

If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

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I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

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I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released “one of those days”

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Yes, that is the joke

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Just one of those days.

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Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody sucks

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I blame Nabisco.

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Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

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My mind read it with music and the correct voice, now I have to go listen to it :-)

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Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

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