Here’s USA’s most common game. No it’s not being killed by the police after being evicted because you have diabetes and cant afford to live and pay rent (although that sounds exciting). It’s School shootings!
Englands must popular game is actually not football, it’s called Scrubby Globbers, it’s where you roll around in mud, eat the mud, and then say something racist about the Irish.
Only the most burger-brained Amerikkkan crackkkers would be surprised to find out football is popular in Africa.
Here’s Americas most common game. No, it’s not steroid users getting concussed to the point of early onset dementia (all in the pursuit of brand sponsorship contracts). It’s… Oh… Wait. It is.