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Everybody Sucks Here.

We deserve the freedom to vote for who best represents us, secure in the knowledge that our vote will still be cast against those we don’t want in office if our top pick didn’t win.

Consider watching a video on First Past the Post voting to understand why the spoiler effect exists.

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Idk why people are down voting you; you’re not advocating for voting 3rd party but rather for moving towards a system where we can do so safely.

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It’s probably the people who don’t give a shit about FPTP but want you to vote 3rd party anyway, for…reasons…definitely not to harm Biden’s chances of winning the election because they’re foreign agents, not those reasons, other, unspecified, reasons

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Interesting… I assumed the down votes were most likely from Biden fans who hate it when people say him and Trump both suck.

And of course both sides of the establishment coin would down vote any hint of a suggestion that we need ranked choice voting

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Down votes are prob mostly from starting with “Everybody Sucks Here”

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16 points

I don’t need to think Biden doesn’t suck to admit it’s optimal to vote for him.

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One party in particular is stifling attempts to change FPTP. So step one is to remove them from office.

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1 point

Is this different than ranked choice voting?

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I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I’m not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I’ll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.

What’s the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven’t heard about it.

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84 points

Ok but…he’s gotta wear the aviators.

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8 points

Danger zone, Jack!

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‘‘Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock’’

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disappointed they didn’t make him absolutely ripped

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6 points

Still the best onion article of all time

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5 points

But then you’d miss the red burning eyes

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12 points

Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.

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5 points

Thanks. Now, I can never eat Sloppy Joe’s without thinking Joe Biden giving me a sloppy kiss.

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13 points

When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.

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10 points

Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.

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23 points

With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays

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You can always vote date third party. How’s a kiss from Bernie sound?

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3 points

I’d prefer AOC.

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2 points

Hot. It sounds hot.

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Imagine seeing this and thinking “yes, because Donald Trump and Joe Biden do the same thing, Donald Trump is worse” instead of recognizing how fucked we are if either of them wins

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Yeah, it seems like either one will be a walking nightmare. This may be the first election I write in Donald Duck or something.

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30 points

The post isn’t saying Trump is worse. Trump is worse, but this isn’t why.

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Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events? Is that part of the secret sauce to becoming president?

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Politicians kissing babies is a stereotype for a reason.

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Why is everyone bringing up kissing babies?

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Because that’s what the orange genius is trying to emulate in the picture and gif. But he’s such a creep he’s aiming at preteens instead.

Understanding context and history is pretty important in everyday life.

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Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?

… so every politician from back in my day? Half the shit they did was kiss babies and give hugs and kisses to people like suit wearing germ monkeys.

I’m pretty sure they still do it too but nobody cares enough to post about it unless they have an agenda lol.

You’d think being a faux-billionaire russian asset election tampering felon and convicted grab her by the pussy rapist would have more of an impact over politicians doing old shit like kissing babies for cameras would matter more.

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Who’s talking about kissing babies? Talking about young teen girls.

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Maybe we should get rid of all the politicians from back in your day and start electing younger ones that understand how creepy that shit is and also understand modern shit well enough to legislate on it.

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Or maybe younger people should chill the fuck out and stop assuming all people are rapists

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Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?

Matt Gaetz enters the chat

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Recently, or historically?

I don’t think you’re going to like the historical answer.

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The choices currently available to us.

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History is important to understand the present.

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Historical answers please! I probably will like to know them but will most likely be equally disgusted.

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33 points

Historically, you shook hands and kissed babies to show you were a man of the people running for office.

That’s why my bid for the Texas Senate fell through. I got the two mixed up.

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Dude, they can’t even get Ron DeSantis to display human emotion, I don’t know if the skin suit is too tight or what, but it’s never happened.

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Edit: Video of the moment in OP’s post during Portsmouth, NH 2016 rally

The GIF is from Trump’s 2016 Green Bay, WI rally @ 43:20

Save these videos, people. They’ll be handy gotchas from here until November.

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Looking at your posts and comments makes me want to soak my brain in bleach from all that antisemitism, racism, and general hypocrisy. Just seeing the first handful of things made me feel like I walked by an open window of a gop convention

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They deleted all their comments 😂

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140 points

Wtf, he went for a mouth kiss!?

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39 points

Same immediate thought as well. The fuck?

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56 points

Why are you surprised? He bragged about barging into the changing rooms at child pagents.

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21 points

I’m surprised he tried to molest a black child.

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18 points

Ugh he’s so fucking gross

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I mean my grandmother did too. It was gross when she did it, but not surprising. Old people are frickin weird.

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