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I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

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We call those “marital aids”

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What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

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At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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SHUDDERS

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Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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[citation needed]

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How dare you

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GW BASIC or GTFO

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Your loss!

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The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

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You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

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“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

“That’s not the safe word either”

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This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

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it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

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If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

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Rust and chill

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Rust and Bust.

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I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

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Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

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The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

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I’m still down.

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Thats so much better 😭

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I think the original text was about ham radio.

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And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

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Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

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I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

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