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Don’t want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

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It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?

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It’s going to be gaymores next.

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4 points

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

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38 points

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

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9 points

But swords are also sheathed ! or… is that an allegory for closeted ?

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10 points

I’m guessing you don’t have your foreskin?

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2 points

I do ! there, there. Don’t listen to the man. Nobody’s taking you away from me

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37 points

I don’t want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

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18 points

that’s why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

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5 points

Katanas = queer swords

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4 points

well, they’re not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora…

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4 points

You slay, babe

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2 points

What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it’s good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it’s good enough for me.

I seriously want Cloud’s Sword Bike from Advent Children.

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My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.

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5 points

Not when I’m done with it

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1 point

I would call it turgid

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Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

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Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.

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