23 points

Homophobes have big “Stop having fun!” Energy.

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7 points

Literally. If “homosexual = gay” and “gay = (dated) happy, joyful, and lively,” then homophobes saying “Stop being gay” can be understood as “Stop having fun.”

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15 points

There are 3 types of people in this world when it comes to gender and sexual identity

Homophobes(and other equivalents)

People in the LGBT community

Straight people

Homophobes are literally gay people in denial! Straight people would just go on with their day

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19 points

Can we really stop with the “homophobes are gay in denial”

Yes, there’s an amount of self hating gays out there, but to say every homophobe out there is gay is fucking stupid

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/

Homophobic men were more aroused than straight men when shown gay porn.

It doesn’t mean all homophobes are gay (even straight men were turned on by gay porn) but it does beg the question: why do homophobes get a bigger boner over gay porn than straight men?

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8 points

Can confirm, I’m straight and I don’t give a shit who other people are interested in

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79 points

I love jokes like these, other variants I’ve heard are

“Libtard can you even tell me the difference between Sex and Gender if they’re REALLY two different things?” “Well it’s quite simple, you see the difference is that I didn’t have gender with your mother last night.”

“There’s only two sexes!” “You’re right! There are only two sexes, the sex I have with your mom, and the sex I have with your dad.”

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3 points

Why is it okay to be sexist?

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That’s not really how yo mama jokes work, in an insult sense. They work by implying that suddenly you’re, socially speaking, their father, the rest is flourish. Like the maid uniform your mom wore last night.

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3 points

These types of jokes “work” because people consider it an insult when you somehow suggest their mother is promiscuous, or fat, or whatever. When you wonder why that’s sexist ask yourself why these kind of jokes aren’t told as: “Me and my friends gangbanged your father.”

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7 points

Some mums just need to be fucked

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14 points

Sometimes you need to play their game to win

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16 points

Mothers are allowed to like a good dicking

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6 points

Ah, I see you are a mother lover too.

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29 points

Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

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2 points

TVTA

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The analogy with the plugs and sockets is so lame anyways.

They want to compare a plug and a socket but the analogy falls apart once one takes a moment to realise that the penis analogy, a plug, is a receiver for electricity.

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

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17 points
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The egg needs male pee to be ready for fertilization.

So the egg travels up the urethra, to the balls (where we know pee is stored), is made ready, then travels home.

Then the jizzum is released, and chases the egg. If it arrives at the perfect moment the egg is implanted on the lining of the womb.

Activating it with an RFID antenna results in a person.

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10 points

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

Uhh where do you think babies come from? Duh! Got ‘em!

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The female uses her ovipositor and extracts a single egg cluster from her egg sac. She then shoves it into the sperm bath located in the posterior thorax of the subdued male. Once the ovicluster is fertilized she will choose to depart, letting the male live. Or she will decapitate the male. Or she will consume the male, in whole or in part.

Once fertilized the female then finds and subdues a suitable host. Using her ovipositor, she attaches the ovicluster to the host’s underside.

The eggs soon hatch triggered by the warmth of the host. Dozens of larvae burrow into the host and consuming it from the inside out to fuel their own growth. Instinctively, the larvae avoid vital organs until no other edible parts remain.

Once the host is consumed, the larvae exfiltrate the host’s remains in search for a nearby suitable place it can pupate, making its own cocoon from available plant matter and its own saliva.

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5 points

Wait, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it!?

All those seahorse documentaries didn’t prepare me for sex!

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3 points

No, it’s a great analogy. For the purposes of electrical conductivity, the gender of the socket is really just an expression of the cultural norms where they were made. There are hundreds of different socket genders, and you can easily convert one type to another depending on what you want to accomplish. Sounds like they’re really just advocating for gender affirming care.

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6 points

Holy fuck this made me completely fucking lose it lmao

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