Where tf was this meme 15 years ago?
I always thought writing essays was the stupidest part of any class because it’s entirely up to the teacher’s viewpoint on whether the essay was good or not. I finally had a prof in college that REQUIRED us to have a meeting with him with our first draft in hand so that he could critique them before actually turning them in for grading, and suddenly it became so much easier to get good grades on essays.
Hey, you know what? That first time you write it out in full is a first draft.
Looks at Rubric…
2 quotes per paragraph.
Quality pre-quote sentences
At least 3 paragraphs
No more than half a page
Due date was yesterday
Collegiate level critical thinking
Perfect grammar according to this specific teacher’s ideas
Must use MLA citation method from 1965. Automatic fail if you use the modern version.
I’m just going to be over here looking at the gas station jobs.
damn I wish I still taught middle school ELA just so that I could pop out this bad boy and make all my students cringe smh
Shadow should kiss Sonic with his mouth. In this essay I will…
