cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715
Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!
Yeah, I decided to nope out after the beginning, too. Seen too much shit in the one year I volunteered at the hospital, don’t need a reminder of those. What the fuck…
The guy seems fine after treatment… Not a great experience though.
As long as the intestines don’t get sliced up or covered in crap (and need debriding,) they’ll just button it back up and repeat the healing process. This time with added instructions to not sneeze.
He had abdominal surgery, and the force of sneezing opened up the incision. Which isn’t exactly unheard of. The big thing is to avoid making it worse. Which sounds obvious, but people are dumb; and when they just blew their guts out their stomachs…. People are even dumber.
I’m still noped out from when I read an article that an Indian guy assidentally blew up his buddy with an air pump thing you use fo fill tires or something else with air.
1/10 homicide, yuck
You sure it wasnt a fetish-thing? That sounds a lot like something idiots would do. (Right up there with getting your dick stick in a pool filter intake… the guy actually thinks he’s entitled to workman’s comp, and unemployment benefits, too….)
Taking the meaning of sneezing your guts out to another level
Reminds me of Popavalium Andropoff’s gutsy effort
(Guessing this didn’t make it out of Aus much, there’s a reference in this UrbanDictionary link for the uninitiated)
The journal notes that the case is an important one because it fills in gaps in the literature about dehisence, the bursting of wounds.
The wordplay is strong with this one…