Hey if it’s good enough for From software…
Turns out he’s two kobolds in a trench coat. His name depends on who’s on top that day.
Different scenario but in my first time dming I ended up naming two characters Phil… they were both bandits.
That’s when you turn it into a running gag, and see if anyone notices before they’re clearing out whole camps simply named “Phil”.
The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
Seriously, why are the local humans such dicks? Had a human wizard that was known as Katherine the Great by the wizard-hating dwarves, because she spoke draconic and brokered a peace between them and the kobolds. The orcs called her Katherine the Timeless, because she got ahold of a potion of heal, and a philosopher’s stone before her 17th birthday, and made herself a potion of eternal youth/ immortality. The local humans called her Katherine Lady of Death…
I’m looking at you, Olórin, Mithrandir, Incánus, Tharkûn, Greyhame, Stormcrow, Láthspell, and/or Gandalf.
