Reference to my previous post wondering what the default intended method of play is.

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Game devs often suck at video games, by virtue of having jobs.

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known liar miyazaki

“dlc is the size of limgrave”

“im bad at games”

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Is this still discourse? Why would you balance a game around players not using cool items and builds?

Elden Ring is as hard as you want it to be, and allows players to self-adjust.

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The redditor in the corner of my room said I’m not hot and sexy if I don’t complete the game naked with a wooden club

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No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you’ve only finished Elden Ring once you’ve beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.

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you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll

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I think it’s hotter and sexier to enjoy games at your own pace, rather than trying to appease terminally online redditors, fwiw

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Gamers like being miserable online instead of doing the things they claim to enjoy

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Getting gud was the friends we made along the way 🌠

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I just wish other spirit ashes were as good as mimic tear

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The new golem guy is a pretty good friend. He’s good for taking the heat off me in boss fights.

Other than that, I agree - mimic tear (and maybe black knife tiche for the odd field boss) number 1!

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Those smith golems are such an incredible pain in the ass to fight. I haven’t killed one yet even with non-stop backstabs and I’ve taken down a furnace golem just by whacking its legs

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Rolling sparks on the lightning perfume kills them really quickly. Mind you rolling sparks kills most things quickly right now. With the right setup you can kill

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Radahn

in seconds just by spamming it.

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Yeah, I always run past those smith golems whenever I end up in those forge dungeons. They’re frustrating damage sponges, and that’s why he makes such a great buddy :)

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Really? I just did one or two rolling attacks to the buttruby and that was enough to stagger every time (admittedly, that’s with a UGS). You might not have enough skidoo blessing if they’re giving you that much trouble.

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