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Marry somebody so you can move into their apartment with a washer-dryer? Perfectly plausible in any big city

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Marrying into money.

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Free laundry!

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That boy’s name? Quick O’Mattick. He’s Irish.

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That boy’s name? Speed (Mc)Queen

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That boy’s thought… “I May Tag that later if all goes well.”

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My second date with my wife I suggested on the phone we go check out a new restaurant by my apartment that had food from her native country she said “it’s fine, save your money. I will just go to your place and cook”. She did and I helped. That was 15 years ago.

Mentioned this story to many people over the years she always blushes.

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So you let him spend his quarters when you could have just done his laundry for him?

…well I guess a first date isn’t really the best time to invite a stranger to pile their crusty socks in your personal washing machine. Ok point retracted

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