31 points

Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

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46 points

Dice, obviously.

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18 points

You can only get one though.

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20 points

It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

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19 points

Its just german, it says “The Mart”

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15 points

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

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10 points

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

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6 points

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

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5 points

Potassium vaccines.

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Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.

Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

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28 points

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

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24 points

Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…

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11 points

Those are like K or L cups lol.

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36 points

No, K cups look like this:

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Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

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And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?

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6 points

No word yet.

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2 points

He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

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1 point

Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope

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2 points

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

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2 points

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

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14 points

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

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3 points

Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

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13 points

I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

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2 points

Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

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