24 points
You know what’s worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.
The waiter doesn’t.
7 points
19 points
This works though. As a former server, if one of my tables was looking around, they almost always needed something.
10 points
Then you’re one of the good ones. Thank you for your excellent service.
I’ve had servers pretending I was a blind spot in their field of view, their gaze constantly slipping off me like I was the visual equivalent of teflon.
2 points
19 points
Protip: nobody is going to think “look at that weird person calling a waiter!”
6 points
3 points
1 point
13 points
Raise your hand like elementary. Or move to Japan where many restaurants have button to call waiter.
7 points
The pain is real (though unheard and unseen, as anything else would be too dramatic).
