34 points
Why shouldn’t they? Nose and toes do rhyme.
It’s possible there’s some accent I can’t immediately think of where they don’t, but all of the accents which come to mind use the same sound in both cases
5 points
I am also confused what is wrong with this, but English was not my strong point!
11 points
It’s a good, solid rhyme. It’s just used way too often in children’s media.
1 point
24 points
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Moses
supposes
His toeses
Are roses
But Moses
supposes
Erroneously
For Moses
He knowses
His toeses
Aren’t roses
As Moses
supposes
His toeses
To be!
4 points
1 point
2 points
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6 points
Oh noes!
2 points
Colbie callait is somewhere feeling far less bubbly all the sudden
2 points
you can’t just post an obvious rhyme and not tell us the wrong alternative
