Finally, after all these years I’ve wasted staring at stainless steel refrigerator just thinking “I wish I could crush a family of pedestrians with this”

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Stop trying to reinvent the pickup truck. Its form was mastered decades ago by the kei truck

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Objectively correct take

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this dumbass tin box is the car equivalent of the titan sub

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I’m looking forward to the inexplicable pressure implosion at 1 atm

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I think they chose the design because they thought piecing together and welding flat panels would be cheaper/faster than a curved fiberglass/carbon fiber body.

But it just looks like something someone made in their backyard. Like when a dad buys a Harbor Freight welder to make their kid a little play car. It looks like it’s going to rust and cut the shit out of me.

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They chose the design because Elon Musk is a child and wanted to have a car from Bladerunner and then the engineers had to cobble something feasible out of Musk’s stupid demands

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i have to figure he just made a drawing on a napkin and said “this is the future, make it for me”

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“Polygons are neat, can you make the warthog from Halo 1? Not any of the sequels” - Elon Musk

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Wonder how blinding this thing will be when driving behind it while the sun is shining.

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Oh fuck, I hadn’t thought of that before. It’s like a lifted truck with a chrome bumper at eye level (I drive an affordable sedan), but it’s the whole fucking thing.

Maybe the accidentally convex side panels will start fires.

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A mobile Archimedes platform

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10 points

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Don’t worry folks, the NTSB would never allow dangerous vehicles on public roads

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It’s going to be a road hazard and I imagine (hope) people will start vandalizing them

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