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Right choice IMO

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Nah, of the things pictured I’d go with money and find love the old-fashioned way.

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Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

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hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

Easy there, Homelander

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Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms

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Immortal

That’s fun for the first million years or so but then get a little boring. Then about about a billion years when the sun starts heating up and effectively scorches and sterilized earth, you better hope humanity has found a different place to live. By the time the universe dies of heatdeath, you will have gone insane from trillions of years of lonelyness

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Not for me, I feel like I would get bored pretty quickly.

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Once you have a ton of money how do you separate true love from people who just want to be around you for your money? Look at the personal lives of billionaires. These are highly dysfunctional people.

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True love won’t solve life’s problems either, lol. Dysfunctional people will dysfunction. I say money, so that you can afford therapy.

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I mean, I wasn’t thinking billionaire level of money. But even if I was, you don’t have to disclose you’re a billionaire when going on a date.

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I feel like professional match makers would be the best way. You get the personalized touch of a real person, and have an intermediary if things go bad.

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Good choice finding love the old-fashioned way.

Though I think there are better wishes to make than just money, it’s understandable out of the options here.

Love is better than money, of course, but probably not from a wishing well.

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@rikudou @Maddie And then you fall in love with someone who only is with you for the money.

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Not if you’re careful.

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You would think so but sometimes they can still be a pain in your ass, even if it’s true love.

I’ll take the pile of money.

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You’ll notice much more when there is no love in your life than when there is no money. Although it doesn’t seem to be that way, but standing at a loved ones grave really puts things into perspective.

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I always like it when my true love is in my ass. Even if it hurts a little.

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I hate my wife

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I hate her too

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Just saying, the loving wife he just spawned in would probably gladly use her wish on whatever he wants too.

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28 points

She already used it on the perfect hair-doo.

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16 points

That swoop do be swoopin.

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True, that’s a lovely reminder. Seriously everybody, stop scrolling and ponder this.

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She probably also wished for true love

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What you dont know is she used to go by the name of Robert

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4 points

And?

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Everyone in here talkin about love, superman, etc.

Im sitting here looking at the most bizarre take on an xwing i think I’ve ever seen.

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Gotta keep those Disney lawyers off your back.

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It appears to be a Λ-wing rather than an X-wing…

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Cause it’s not. It’s a knock off of the e-wing, the legends successor to the x wing that wasn’t used much cause it kinda sucks. Though it might be in Ashoka now too.

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just wish to have perfect disguises then disguise yourself as a different customer.

if it’s a good wishing well it shall be fooled, as you asked for perfect disguise

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Just wish for more wishes.

You’re convoluting a process that doesn’t need to be.

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Now she can wish for a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus and they can both be happy

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Gonna need that wheelbarrow of money to pay for fuel though.

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Now that’s some NCD thinking there!

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