cold symptoms? havana syndrome? definitely a secret hang over. nothing to see here, citizen.

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havana beer syndrome

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If I was in charge Presidential Debates would essentially be Getting Doug With High

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You’d also kill them lmao

I’m in favour of this

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I’d have a beer with him

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You’d think that would be a trained response for politicians: read the room, and if it’s obvious you’ve got a boarding pass for the 6:37 to Senility Junction stapled to your shirt, just belt out “Man, I am WaStEd” and force yourself to belch.

+20 likability, -15 criticism of debate performance. The post-debate ad says “if he can do all this on a full litre of Dollar General brand Schnapps, imagine what he can do sober!”

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Not true because a shot of liquor would no doubt kill Biden.

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